Tuesday, November 5, 2013

How to Make a Human Baby for Dummies


Do not get the steps out of order!

Take a random sample of approximately 3 billion bases of DNA that broadly represent each of the 23 chromosomes from the nucleus of a cell of a female of the species. 

Take a random sample of approximately the same number of bases of DNA that broadly represent each of the first 22 chromosomes from the nucleus of a cell of a male of the species.

Recombine thoroughly. (Stir but don’t shake. No shaken baby syndromes allowed.)  

Chose the gender of baby:
a.      Add a Y-chromosome intact from the male to create a boy; or
b.      Add an X-chromosome intact from the male to create a girl.   

Add mitochondria from the female to energize the new organism.

Incubate in a warm womb for nine months. 


Warning: The next 18 years will be the roughest.



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